Alan Hood

Some of the crap that people write in mainstream news sources is thoroughly disgusting, and “The sad truth about dog fighting” by her highness Emily Deschanel is no different.  I call Miss Deschanle her highness because she obviously from this piece thinks very highly of herself and very poorly of others.  Not only that but it is quite obvious that she wrote this piece only because it is a popular topic right now and she needs the publicity.  The picture attached to the story is of her highness not of anything relevant to the story. 

Her highness starts the story with “Like most decent Americans, I have been sickened by the Michael Vick dogfighting debacle.”  Please let me interpret that for you indecent pieces of crap who disagree with her highness.  That’s right I just did.  If you disagree with her highness you are a piece of crap and clearly not a decent person at all.  Her highness goes on to call high profile rappers and Michael Vick “Twisted” and then resorts to calling Mr. Vick a “Big Shot”.  I know that I am calling this ignorant bitch her highness but she started it so it’s okay. 

Her highness tries to make a legitimate argument late in the article but fails miserably when she says “The results of a recent Chicago Police Department study bear this out: Of those arrested for animal crimes, including dogfighting, 65 percent had past arrests for battery.”  Well if you say it like that it makes me think that these people are doing the best they can to turn their lives around and not take their aggression out on people any longer.  Now if her highness had found a study that indicated that people arrested for animal crimes were later arrested for battery that would be a worthwhile statistic.  But obviously doing her homework is not something that her highness has any interest in doing.  It is much easier for her to act outraged and call names than it is to do any real reporting.

Her highness makes a point of referring to these dogs, which were bred for fighting as our “canine companions” not simply as dogs or really what they are which is warriors bred for the pit.  This is some of the most disgusting reporting I have ever seen and the editor who let this piece of crap slip by should be thrown into the pit in the middle of a fight, just so that they really have a chance to “see the light”.  Miss Deschanle if you ever happen to run across this article I would like to be the first to let you know that it is time for you to get married and let your husband take care of you, but please don’t get pregnant the world cannot handle any more like you running around.