Alan Hood

Not dreams more like nightmares, this it the time of year when the weather in Phoenix is just so nasty it is hard to believe that humans intentionally inhabit this godforsaken land. Imagine living inside of an easy bake oven and that’s what it would feel like to be in Phoenix during the summer months. Well maybe more like an easy bake oven with a humidifier pumping into hot wet air into it. It is really funny that when I moved here from Albuquerque the motto that you see everywhere here is “but it’s a dry heat”. There is nothing dry about this place in the summer. Don’t believe the hype it is nasty humid here. Albuquerque is dry, this place has irrigation, swimming pools, and golf courses everywhere and the humidity is out of control. Maybe it’s not like living in Miami or Houston but I think it is probably worse because it is humid and 118 degrees yes you heard me right 118 degrees. The heat and humidity here during the summer are making his place less and less attractive every day. I know it will turn nice at the end of September but for the next 2-1/2 months this place is like living at the edge of hell. If you are brave enough to visit our fine city in July or August the do yourself a favor and leave your cloths at home, they will only get soaked with sweat the second you go outside here. Plus we need a few more naked people running around, you can never have too many of those.